Twenty Six—Google vs. Yahoo War

I am now officially engaged in the Google vs. Yahoo War. Kerjaan gue sekarang (sebenernya mulai dari sekitar 3-4 bulan lalu) adalah mantengin MLIA (MyLifeIsAverage) setiap hari, dan para member suka nyebut-nyebut Google vs. Yahoo War. Baru hari ini gue ada keinginan untuk nyoba perang ini. Cara mainnya simpel, cuma masukin aja kata random di search box Google dan Yahoo, dan liat suggestion apa yang ditawarkan keduanya. Untuk gue, gue baru aja nyoba keyword 'i want to'. Dan hasil yang diberikan keduanya:

Yahoo: i want to play scary maze game

Google: i want to die

Google pwned, ya know?

Dan lagi, kali ini keywordnya 'sometimes i wonder':

Yahoo: sometimes i wonder why

Google: sometimes i wonder why is that frisbee getting bigger

Kemudian, lagi. Keyword kali ini, 'hannah montana is':

Yahoo: hannah montana is stupid

Google: hannah montana is dead

Jangan salah sangka. Gue suka nonton Hannah Montana, kok. Cuma gue liat anak-anak MLIA banyak yang ngga suka Hannah Montana dan gue memutuskan untuk nyari aja, mungkin ada yang lucu.

Gue akan meneruskan perang ini sembari belajar. Doain gue NEMnya lebih dari 32, ya. Gue masih mau masuk negri nih soalnya.

Masih kena Wookie's.

Eight—y

Would you believe me if I told you I got 80 on Science? WOULD.YOU.BELIEVE.ME?

Well, nevertheless, I am here, the proud owner of the score 80 in the second term examination. MWAHA.

It shocked me that after I matched my answers with my friends, I got about 98% right. And it shocked me that the questions were a piece of cake. And what shocked me the most, was the fact and reality that I got higher score than Dinda! Again, MWAHA. I mean, I never, and I will emphasize it with bold, underline, italick, and capslock, that I NEVER got Science scores higher than 70s this whole 2 years I've been in middle school. Isn't this just a miracle OR WHAT?

Err, yeah, I only want to announce that. So, bye.